Send Cornell an Award They Actually Earned
Sometimes an institution works so hard at avoiding accountability that it deserves a little recognition.
Choose between:
“EXCELLENCE IN INSTITUTIONAL FAILURE”
5½” gold participation-style trophy with a white base and engraved gold plate.
“OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN ACCOUNTABILITY AVOIDANCE”
7¼” gold luminary star trophy with a black base and engraved gold plate.
These trophies are intended to be sent directly to:
Michael I. Kotlikoff
President, Cornell University
Office of the President
300 Day Hall
Cornell University
Ithaca, NY 14853
Cornell publicly lists 300 Day Hall as the mailing address for President Kotlikoff’s office.
Want to send yours anonymously? You can. At checkout, use the Cornell address above as the shipping address. I will not include a packing slip, purchaser name, or purchaser contact information inside the package.
Please double-check that the shipping address is entered correctly. I’ll ship to the address provided with the order.
10% of all proceeds from these trophies will be donated to RAINN, the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network, which provides support and resources for survivors of sexual violence.
A tiny gold trophy may not create accountability.
But it can certainly commemorate the absence of it.