Don't Be A Dick

Wanna send the dick in your life a message? We will ship this anonymously, 100% guaranteed. You fill in the mailing address, we send them this pin with a note from Rage Gems & Jewelry that has a drop-down menu of sayings you can choose from. 

To be clear, we ship anonymously. A charge from Rage Gems & Jewelry will still show up on your credit card or Paypal statement. So if you plan on sending to your spouse or a person with whom you share bank accounts with, we can't guarantee anonymity in that way. 

 

***I can't believe I have to edit this in, but here I am, because some people suck***

WE WILL SHIP TO THE SHIPPING ADDRESS ENTERED. WE CANNOT SUMMON OUR MAGICAL SKILLS AND HAVE VISIONS OF THE PERSON YOU INTEND ON SHIPPING TO. KATHLEEN IS WORKING ON GAINING THAT POWER BUT IT HAS NOT COME QUITE YET, UNTIL THEN. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ENTER THE SHIPPING ADRESS CORRECTLY. IF YOU DON'T AND YOU END UP SENDING THIS PIN TO YOURSELF, PLEASE DO NOT EMAIL KATHLEEN CALLING HER THE C-WORD AND TELLING HER TO DIE. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 

This pin was designed and created by Craft Boner.

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